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12/7/09

POLITICAL NAIVETE HAS KILLED MORE PEOPLE THAN CANCER.

REPORTER'S SUICIDE ROCKS L.A. TIMES NEWSROOM.

WHO KILLED MIKE PENNER?

SAM ZELL KILLED MIKE PENNER!

EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! TRANSGENDER REPORTER OFFS HERSELF/HIMSELF. L.A. TIMES EDITOR,RUSS STANTON STAGES "VELVET COVER-UP". BELOW ARE THE FACTS AND THE UN-ANSWERED QUESTIONS.

THE L .A,TIMES HAS NOT DONE A MAJOR NEWS STORY ON PENNER'S DEATH BY HIS OWN HAND. THE ONLY THING WE GOT WAS A HAF-ASSED OBITUARY A WEEK AGO SUNDAY BY A CUB REPORTER NAMED KEITH THURSBY. THANKS TO INSIDE SOURCES FOR PROVIDING LEADS.

QUESTIONS: HOW DID PENNER KILL HIMSELF/WHERE/WHY NO QUOTE FROM HIS EX-WIFE/WHERE IS THE SUICIDE NOTE?

MIKE PENNER HAD SERIOUS GENDER REASSIGNMENT ISSUES. WHEN HE ANNOUNCED HE WAS TRANSSEXUAL , HE WAS STARTING THE JOURNEY NOT HERALDING ITS COMPLETION. SHE WAS ON HORMONE THERAPY? SHE WAS DRESSING AS A WOMAN AND SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO BECOME GENDER-APPROPRIATE. AT THE TIME OF HIS SUICIDE (AFTER ABANDONING GENDER REASSIGNMENT) HIS MALE GENITALS HAD NOT BEEN SURGICALLY REMOVED? WHAT WAS HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL STATE ON THE DAY HE ENDED HIS LIFE? DON'T ASK HIS EDITORS MIKE JAMES AND RANDY HARVEY, ASK HIS FRIENDS AND CO-WORKERS. MENTAL HEALTH COUNSELING IS SCARCELY COVERED IN TIMES'EMPLOYEES MEDICAL COVERAGE.

WHO COMMITS SUICIDE NEXT ON SPRING STREET?
REPORTERS ARE CALLING THEIR WORKPLACE:THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED". AND IT TAKES A VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED TO RAISE A SUICIDE. BLOOD AND GUTS ARE THE MOTHER'S MILK OF REPORTERS.REPORT THE DAMN STORY, EDITOR RUSS (OFFICE BOY) STANTON!

MIKE PENNER DIED FROM COMPLICATIONS RISING OUT OF UNMANAGEABLE STRESS. THE SAME STRESS EVERY REPORTER AT THE TIMES DEALS WITH EVERY DAY. IS PENNER JUST THE FIRST FATALITY? GALLOWS HUMOR PREVAILS AT THE TIMES. LET'S CHANGE OUR NAME TO THE JONESTOWN JOURNAL. SAM ZELL IS SO CONCERNED THAT REPORTERS MIGHT HURT THEMSELVES THAT HE ORDERED THE CAFETERIA TO REOVE JELLO FROM THE MENU. THE FUNNY THING ABOUT IT IS...IT ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.

IT IS THE L.A. TIMES MANAGEMENT STRUCTURE THAT NEEDS THE AUTOPSY.
A LOT MORE THAN MIKE PENNER DOES. PENNER WAS A FATAL VICTIM OF UNIMAGINABLE WORKPLACE STRESS. ZELL HAS PARACHUTED TO SAFETY LEAVING RANDY MICHAELS IN CHARGE OF THE TRIBUNE CORPORATION. WHO IS RANDY MICHAELS, THE NEW CEO? I'LL GIVE YOU ONE CLUE: HE'S NOT RANDY MICHAELS. THAT'S HIS DEEJAY NAME. THAT'S NOT HIS LEGAL NAME. HE'S CHANGED THAT. WHY? BECAUSE HE'S ASHAMED OF OR WANTS TO HIDE HIS ETHNICITY?
COMING SOON: WHO KILLED MIKE PENNER PT. II?

NEXT, A MORE CONTROVERSIAL STORY.

"ALL LOCAL POLITICS ARE NATIONAL". TIP O'NEILL'S DOPPELGANGER. GO BACK AND READ OUR STORIES ABOUT U.S. ATTORNEY-GATE DEMOCRAT PARTY STYLE. ADD BAUCUS-GATE WHEN MR. MONTANA (AKA MAD MAX) GOT ATTORNEY-GENERAL HOLDER TO AGREE TO APPOINT THE SENATOR'S GIRLFRIEND TO U.S. ATTORNEY. REMEMBER HOLDER BOOTED A.G. THOMAS O'BRIEN'S ASS OUT OF HIS POST AS U.S. ATTORNEY IN L.A. TO KILL AN INVESTIGATION SURROUNDING L.A. MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA AND PUPPETS JOSE HUIZAR,CITY COUNCILMAN, AND MONICA GARCIA, SCHOOL BOARD PRESIDENT HERE IN THE CITY OF ANGELS AND DEVILS. STANDING IN THE WAY OF HOLDER AND MAYOR VILLARAIGOSA HAD BEEN NO.1 AT THE JUSTICE DEPT. DAVID OGDEN MAKING IT NECESSARY TO REMOVE OGDEN'S ASS FROM HIS POST. HOLDER IS AN OLD HAND AT JUSTICE CHICANERY FROM THE CLINTON PARDON-GATE DAYS. GOOGLE MARC RICH AND ERIC HOLDER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME.

THE L.A. TIMES STORY DESCRIBES OGDEN'S ASS-BOOTING AS A SURPRISE. OH, REALLY? WAS FIELD MARSHAL ERWIN ROMMEL'S RESIGNATION TO THE FUHREUR ALSO A SURPRISE TO THE L.A. TIMES? THERE HAD BEEN NO INDICATION THAT HIS DEPARTURE HAD BEEN IMMINENT. LIKE A BLITZKRIEG! "IT WAS A SURPRISE TO ME", QUOTES THE L.A. TIMES ORIGINATING FROM AN ANONYMOUS OFFICIAL. WHAT IS THE ANONYMOUS OFFICIAL AFRAID OF? WHAT IS THE ANONYMOUS SURPRISED OFFICIAL AT THE STATE DEPT.? OGDEN MANAGED THE CRIMINAL DIVISION? WAS HE DRAGGING HIS FEET AND ASKING TO MANY EMBARRASSING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE POLITICAL SKULLDUGGERY SURROUNDING THE U.S. ATTORNEY APPOINTMENTS. NO COMMENT ON THE RESIGNATION FROM JUSTICE. BUT THERE IS A HAPPY ENDING ACCORDING TO JOSH MEYER OF THE L.A. TIMES. OGDEN WILL HAVE A LOT MORE TIME TO SPEND WITH "A BABY AT HOME". PASS THE PAMPERS! THE STORY ITSELF CONTAINS A LOAD OF SH*T FROM THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION! INVESTIGATIVE REPORTERS OUT THERE GET TO WORK ON A PIECE COVERING EVERY SINGLE OBAMA U.S ATTORNEY APPT. CAN YOU SMELL PULITZER PRIZE?

LIGHT RAIL FROM HELL INVADES EAST L.A.

TO RECAP: MTA BUILT A 6 MILE EXTENSION OF THE PASADENA LINE UP TO THE EASTSIDE CITY LINE AT MONTEBELLO. AT A COST OF $900 BILLION PLUS BONDED INDEBTEDNESS. THAT'S $150 MILLION A MILE. THE BLUE LINE 19 YEARS AGO CAME IN AT $880 MILLION FOR 22 MILES OR $40 MILLION A MILE. THE EAST SIDE EXTENSION COST FOUR TIMES THE BLUE LINE FAR OUTDISTANCING INFLATION. THE PURPOSE OF THE EAST SIDE GOLD LINE IS RESETTLEMENT. NO DIFFERENT THAT THE FORCED MARCH OF THE CHEYENNE NATION IN THE 19th CENTURY. THE EAST SIDE SITS DELIBERATELY UNDEVELOPED. THOUSANDS OF TWO STORY OFFICE BUILDINGS FROM THE TWENTIES AND THIRTIES. NO MALLS. HARDLY ANY STRIP MALLS. THE POLAR OPPOSITE OF WEST OF LA BREA. WHY IS THERE A MOVEMENT TO CREATE A SEPARATE CITY OUT OF EAST L.A. TRY GETTING OFF THE FREEWAY AND LOOKING AROUND. YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWER SOON ENOUGH. INCIDENTALLY, ISN'T THE EAST SIDE CITYHOOD MOVEMENT (LARGELY IGNORED BY MAINSTREAM MEDIA) FINANCED BY GAMBLING INTERESTS? COMING SOON CAINOS OR POKER PARLORS TO INDIANA STREET?

BACK TO THE TRAIN..... THERE ARE NO MOVIE PLEXES IN EAST L.A. NO SINGLE SCREENS EITHER. WHY NOT? TO FUNNEL THE MOVIE-GOING PUBLIC MILES AWAY TO HOLLYWOOD BLVD TO INFLATE REAL ESTATE VALUE THERE AND DEFLATE REAL ESTATE VALUE IN ELA. LONGTERM PLAN: TEAR DOWN LOW COST HOUSING SUCH AS WYNVERWOOD PROJECT (SEE L.A. TIMES STORY) FOR CONDOS. LIKE AN AGING HOLLYWOOD STAR, LOS ANGELES HAS ITS BEST ANGLE. AND THAT WOULD BE FROM THE EAST SIDE FACING DOWNTOWN AT MARIACHI PLAZA. THE RAIL SYSTEM IS THERE TO PROVIDE TRANSPORTATION TO LOW WAGE WORKERS (MINORITIES, OF COURSE) TO SERVE THE WHITE AND INCREASINGLY ASIAN CONDO DENIZENS. REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS REMARKABLE THAT BEVERLY HILL BABIES KNEW AS MUCH SPANISH AS ENGLISH THANKS TO THEIR NANNIES. WELCOME TO THE 21st CENTURY WHERE SAN GABRIEL VALLEY HIGH INCOME HOMEOWNERS HAVE VERY SMALL CHILDREN WHO SPEAK AS MUCH SPANISH AS THEY DO MANDARIN OR CANTONESE. YOU READ IT HERE FIRST.

RAIL SAFETY RACISM AND THE L.A. TIMES

RACISM IS SO ENTRENCHED AT THE L.A. TIMES THANKS TO THE CHANDLERS, THERE WILL BE LITTLE OR NO IMPROVEMENT WHEN SAM ZELL AND HIS CROWD GET THEIR ASSES BOOTED OUT AS EARLY AS THIS SPRING.

YOU MAY HAVE SEEN BOYLE HEIGHTS ACTIVIST AND NEIGHBORHOOD COUNCIL MEMBER JOSE AGUILAR IN THE MEDIA A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO WHEN ELA LIGHT RAIL TOOK ITS MAIDEN VOYAGE ALL DAY SUNDAY. MTA BRAGGED ABOUT 75,000 DAILY RIDERS.......TAKING FREE RIDES. JOSE AUGUILAR AND JOHN WALSH, YOUR OBEDIENT BLOGGER HERE, MADE A PREDICTION. A MAJOR ACCIDENT WITHIN TWO WEEKS. THE BLUE LINE TO LONG BEACH OPENED WITH GATES AT CROSSINGS. SO DID THE ORIGINAL GOLD LINE. THANKS TO ZEV (THE WOLF) YAROSLAVSKY, THE ELA EXTENSION OPENED WITH NO TRAFFIC SAFETY GATES. OUR PSYCHOTIC RAVINGS OF BLOODY ACCIDENTS WERE NOT IGNORED BY MTA. THE MAYOR AND HIS BOARD FRIENDS WENT TO THE CONSIDERABLE EXPENSE OF PLACING TWO CROSSING GUARDS WITH HUGE RED STOP SIGNS IN HAND AT EVERY TRAFFIC INTERSECTION. AS AN EXTRA (BUT FUTILE) PRECAUTION. ON NOVEMBER 28 AT 8:20 P.M., A GOLD LINE TRAIN AT 3RD AND ROWAN CRASHED INTO AN AUTO INJURING TWO INSIDE THE CAR. WHAT ABOUT THE PASSENGERS INSIDE THE TRAIN, YOU MAY ASK. THE ANSWER IS NO INJURIES. DON'T CELEBRATE. BECAUSE THERE WAS ONLY ONE PASSENGER ON THE TRAIN AT THAT FATEFUL MOMENT! THE CAR WAS A CHEVY MALIBU. FOR AN ADDITIONAL $2 MILLION, THE TRAIN SYSTEM COULD HAVE OPENED WITH GATES PREVENTING SUCH A COLLISION. WHY WASN'T THE MONEY SPENT? BECAUSE ZEV IS A RACIST PR*C. DON'T GET INTO A PISSING CONTEST WITH SUPERVISOR GLORIA MOLINA, ZEV. BECAUSE OF OBVIOUS GENITALLY-CENTERED REASONS, ZEV, YOU ARE ALWAYS GOING TO LOSE A PISSING CONTEST NO MATTER WHO YOUR OPPONENT IS. MORE ACCIDENTS ARE INEVITABLE. MTA IN RESPONSE HAS AGREED TO A TWO YEAR LONG EIR (ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT REPORT) COSTING $200 THOUSAND BEFORE THE DESIGN AND PROCUREMENT PROCESS ON QUAD SAFETY GATES CAN EVEN BEGIN. ONLY IN EAST L.A. WHERE THE MTA TREATS RESIDENTS LIKE THIRD CLASS CITIZENS. NO STORY IN THE TIMES EXCEPT FOR A FEW LINES ON A BACK PAGE UNDER METRO BRIEFINGS. AND THE NEW EDITORIAL PAGE EDITOR NAMED GOLDBERG, I BELIEVE, CALLS GLORIA MOLINA "SCARRED".

THE L.A. TIMES ENCOURAGES MIDDLE-CLASS WHITES TO ENJOY ADVENTURES IN DINING BY VENTURING BY RAIL; INTO THE LOCALS QUAINT HABITAT, FILLING THEIR BELLIES AT LOW PRICES AND THEN SCURRYING HOME BEFORE DARKNESS DESCENDS ON BOYLE HEIGHTS. 19TH CENTURY COLONIALISM IS NOT DEAD IN L.A. AS SHERIFFS DEPUTIES PROTECT THE MIDDLECLASS WHITE VISITORS BEING WHISKED THROUGH NEIGHBORHOODS WHERE THEY HAVE NEVER SET FOOT, CHECK OUT THE CROSSING GUARDS AT INTERSECTIONS IN LITTLE TOKYO AND ALONG FIRST STREET, INDIANA STREET AND 3RD STREET. AND NOTICE WHEN YOU PASS INDIANA STREET GOING EAST AND ENTER THE UNINCORPORATED LOS ANGELES COUNTY PORTION OF EAST L.A. HOW MUCH BETTER TAKEN CARE THIS SECTION IS. AS OPPOSED TO THE CITY SERVICES DEPENDENT AREA OF EAST L.A., THE COUNTY PORTION IS MUCH CLEANER THAT THE CITY'S SECTION. WHY? BECAUSE SUPERVISOR GLORIA MOLINA TAKES CARE OF HER OWN AND MAYOR ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA DOESN'T. MAYOR V. HAS HISTORICALLY BEEN TOO BUSY KISSING THE ASSES OF WEALTHY WESTSIDERS FOR POLITICAL CONTRIBUTIONS.

WHAT IS PARADISE? FOR CHRISTIANS ENDLESSLY GAZING AT THE FACE OF JESUS AMIST CLOUDS AND ANGELES. FOR ANOTHER RELIGION, PARADISE IS AN INEXHAUSTIBLE SUPPLY OF TEENAGE VIRGINS. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, FOR LIMP-DICK SECULAR HUMANIST LIBERALS PARADISE IS: HIGHSPEED RAIL. MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINICS AND CHARTER SCHOOLS. AMEN!

MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOLLIES
THE STONED BIBLE STARTS LIKE THIS: ON THE FIRST DAY THE LORD CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH AND MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES. ON THE SECOND DAY, THE LORD DECIDED TO GET A LITTLE HIGH BEFORE HE WENT BACK TO CREATION. ONE DOOBIE LED TO ANOTHER AND AFTER THE BILLIONTH JOINT THE LORD DECIDED TO NOD OFF. AND THAT'S THE LAST WE HEARD OF FROM GOD THE CREATOR WHO THANKS MEDICAL MARIJUANA FOR AN ETERNITY OF NEVER EXPERIENCING DIVINE NAUSEA.

MEANWHILE BACK ON EARTH. 60 MINUTES HAS TO COME TO L.A. TO FOCUS ITS GROW-LAMP ON L.A. DISPENSARY MADNESS. HATS OFF TO INVESTIGATIVE REPORTERS PATRICK MCDONALD AND CHRISTINE PELISEK FOR THE L.A.WEEKLY'S EXPOSE ON L.A. MEDICAL MARIJUANA INSANITY.

HERE ARE A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT MED-MAR?

WHERE DOES THE SH*T COME FROM?
ANSWER; LOTS OF PLACES. INCLUDING STREET GANGS, FLORENCIA AND 18TH STREET GANG. AND THE DRUG MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS ACCORDING TO ATTORNEY AND WEST HOLLYWOOD CITY COUNCILMAN. THE MARIJUANA COMING FROM MEXICO HAS BEEN SPRAYED WITH WEEDKILLERS INCLUDING PARQUOT. THE UNITED STATES PAYS MEXICO FOR THE AERIAL SPRAYING. THE USDA INSPECTION OF L.A. MED-MAR CLINICS HAS PROVEN THIS ASSERTION. LET THE INHALER BEWARE!

QUESTION: FOR SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T WANT TO RISK THEIR LUNG HEALTH, HOW CAN I GET F8CKED UP USING MEDICAL MARIJUANA?
ANSWER: MYRIAD WAYS: TRY CANNABIS INCENSE STICKS. THIS IS GREAT FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY. WARNING: ILLEGAL UNLESS YOUR WHOLE FAMILY IS OVER 21 YEARS OF AGE, SUFFERING FROM NAUSEA AND YOU LOCATE A PHYSICIAN WILLING TO GIVE YOU THE FAMILY RATE RX THAT COVERS YOUR PARENTS, GRANDPARENTS AND OFFSPRING. CANNABIS IS ALSO AVAILABLE IN DROPLET FORM AND LOLLIPOPS. THE ALLDAY SUCKER IS TEN TIMES THE NORMAL SIZE AND SHAPED LIKE MALE GENITALIA. THE LADIES WILL LOVE THE CANNABIS ALL DAY SUCKER AS WILL LOTS OF YOU GENTLEMEN.

WHAT'S THE PRICE RANGE?
ANSWER: THE SKY'S THE LIMIT. ALL THE MARKET CAN BEAR. YOU OLDER CUSTOMERS, PRICES ARE NO LONGER QUOTED FOR LIDS. IN FACT OUNCES ARE OUT AND GRAMS ARE IN. AT AT $5 A GRAM , A KILO IS COMFORTABLY PRICES AT ABOUT $3,000 A POUND. A REAL STEAL.

QUESTION; HOW MUCH DO THE UNSELFISH MEMBERS OF THE COLLECTIVE MAKE MONEY WISE?
ANSWER: NOTHING ACTUALLY. YOU SEE THE DISPENSARY'S OPERATION IS A PUBLIC SERVICE. "COLLECTIVE" IS A TERM COINED BY KARL MARX AND POPULARIZED FOLLOWING THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION.

QUESTION: WELL TEH, WHAT IS THE WEEKLY REVENUE OF THE AVERAGE MARIJUANA DISPENSARY?
ANSWER: THE ANSWER IS A PRIVATE MATTER BETWEEN THE IRS AND THE DISPENSARIES. ONE COLLECTIVE MEMBER TOLD THE L.A. CITY COUNCIL LAST WEEK THAT THAT THE TOTAL WEEKLY GROSS FOR ALL L.A. CITY LOCATED MEDICAL MARIJUANA
CLINICS IS $2 AND A HALF BILLION A YEAR. THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LOW. OTHER OBSERVERS PEG THE YEARLY GROSS AT CLOSER TO $5 BILLION ASSUMING ONE THOUSAND DISPENSARIES.

QUESTION: CAN I PAY WITH CREDIT CARD?
ANSWER: IT'S GREATLY DISCOURAGED. DISPENSARIES LOVE CASH. IT'S SO MUCH SIMPLER AND UNTRACEABLE.

QUESTION: DO MEDICAL MARIJUANA CLINICS INCLUDE SALES TAX WHEN QUOTING PRICES IN ADVERTISEMENTS?
ANSWER: HERE'S THE BEST PART FOR YOU THE CUSTOMER. THERE IS NO SALES TAX. REMEMBER WE ARE NON-PROFIT INSTITUTIONS, WE ARE ALL ABOUT PUBLIC SERVICE. COMFORTING THE AFFLICTED. WE ARE CHRIST-LIKE. WE ARE NOT EVIL PROFITEERS. GO TO HELL CAPITALIST EXPLOITERS OF THE WRETCHED OF THE EARTH.(MIKI'S NOTE: JUST A BEING A NON PROFIT DOES NOT EXEMPT SALES AND COMMERCIAL ACTIVITIES OF SAID NON PROFIT - SO THIS IS A GOOD SUBJECT FOR MORE QUESTIONING)

WHY ARE SOME PEOPLE ACTING LIKE ENEMIES?

ANSWER: THEY ARE SICK REPUBLICAN LAW AND ORDER TYPES THAT LIKE TO SEE PEOPLE THROW UP ALL THE TIME RATHER THAN RECEIVE CANNABIS TREATMENT.

QUESTION: WHY HAS CRIME RISEN DRAMATICALLY IN NEIGHBORHOODS WITH CONCENTRATIONS OF DISPENSARIES?

ANSWER: LIES! LIES! LIES! YOU HABE BEEN LISTENING TO VILE NIMBYS WHO ARE SPREADING FALSE INFORMATION FROM THE LAPD.

QUESTION: WHAT CAN DISPENSARY NON-PROFIT CUSTOMERS DO TO ASSURE THAT THE NUMBER OF DISPENSARIES IN THE CITY OF L.A. BE REASONABLY CAPPED AT A REASONABLE NUMBER LIKE...2,000.

ANSWER; SHOW UP AT A CITY COUNCIL MEETING, SPEAK BEFORE THE TV CAMERA AND SAY THAT WITHOUT AT LEAST 2,000 CITY WIDE DISPENSARIES, YOU WILL CHOKE TO DEATH IN A POOL OF YOUR OWN VOMIT IN YOUR OWN HOME OR MIDWAY ON A 20 MILE TREK FROM YOUR HOME TO THE NEAREST MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARY. WEEPING WILL MAKE YOU PLEA MORE EFFECTIVE.

QUESTION: ARE ANY OF THE CITY COUNCIL PERSONS SYMPATHETIC TO OUR PLIGHT?

ANSWER: MOST OF THEM ARE IN THE DISPENSARIES POCKET. POLITICIANS LOVE TO PICK POCKETS. ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE MIGHT BE SOME WEED AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POCKET.

QUESTION; SPECIFICALLY, WHAT COUNCILPERSONS ARE SUPERSYMPATHETIC TO OUR MED-MAR CAUSE.

ANSWER: WELL, THERE'S MARY JANE HAHN. SHE'S RUNNING FOR CALIFORNIA LT. GOVERNOR AND SHE NEEDS ALL THE CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS SHE CAN SCROUNGE. BE GENEROUS TO HER. REMEMBER HER BROTHER JIIMMY? HE WAS MAYOR SEEMS LIKE AN ETERNITY AGO, HE'S A SUPERIOR JUDGE NOW. IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT MONEY IN THE CAMPAIGN BANK ACCOUNT OF A MEMBER OF A POWERFUL JUDGE'S FAMILY. ANOTHER GREAT FRIEND IS LAPD RESERVE OFFICER MARY JANE ZINE. BY THE WAY, HE LOVES TO GIVE FRIENDS OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA FREE PARKING SPACE AT CITY HALL WHEN YOU GO THERE TO TESTIFY. ZINE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME ACCORDING TO THE L.A. WEEKLY. JUST CALL HIS OFFICE AND TELL HIM WHO YOU ARE. ED REYES LOVES MEDICAL MARIJUANA LOVERS, TOO. LET'S NOT FORGET PAUL KORETZ.

QUESTION: WHO IS THE SICKEST, MOST EVIL, MOST ANTI-MEDICAL MARIJUANA L.A. CITY COUNCILMAN IN THE WHOLE WORLD.

ANSWER: THAT'S EASY: RICHARD ALARCON. HE'D LOVE TO SEE EVERY RX HOLDER FOR LIFE-GIVING MARIJUANA COMMIT SUICIDE FROM THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN IN A WORLD WHERE MEDICAL MARIJUANA IS BANNED FOREVER. THIS LATINO DEMOCRAT MUST BE A CAUCASIAN REPUBLICAN IN HEAVY DISGUISE. HONESTLY. YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CREEP HAD TO SAY AT THE LAST CITY HALL HEARING: CAP THE SALARIES OF MEDICAL MARIJUANA COLLECTIVE MEMBERS AND THOSE CONNECTED WITH DISPENSARIES AT A MEASLY $100,000 DOLLARS A YEAR. THIS REQUEST WAS GREETED WITH 400 BOOS. IMAGINE A COLLECTIVE MEMBER TRYING TO SURVIVE ON $100 THOUSAND A YEAR.

DON'T MISS MIKI'S BLOG AT THIS SAME WEBSITE, MIKI'S POINTED VIEW. CALLED "HILARIOUS" BY COUNCIL PRESIDENT ERIC GARCETTI. HOLLYWOODHIGHLANDS.ORG HAS MORE THAN 18,000 VISITORS PER WEEK. SOME OF OUR VISITORS HAVE DEVISED A WAY TO VISIT OUR SITE BY EMPLOYING TWITTER.

ANGELYNE FOR GOVERNOR STARTED HERE

PRESS RELEASES ARE OBSOLETE. SOLELY THROUGH THIS WEBSITE ANGELYNE WAS CONTACTED BY THE WALL STREET JOURNAL TO DO A FEATURE ON HER GUBERNATORIAL QUEST.

IS PRESIDENT OBAMA SUCCUMBING TO MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. THE MAGAZINE "NEW REPUBLIC" HAS A PICTURE OF THE BACK OF PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HEAD. ARE THOSE BALD SPOTS? IS HIS HAIR THINNING? LAST MONTH TIME MAGAZINE FEATURED A PICTURE OF THE BACK OF PRESIDENT OBAMA'S HEAD SPARKING THE SAME QUESTIONS? ON THE GENETIC FRONT,I AM CURIOUS ABOUT HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHERS. WHEN DID THEY START BALDING? BLACK MEN OFTEN LOOK DIFFERENT AS THEY BALD IN THAT THEY CAN'T COMB OVER THE BALD SPOTS LIKE WHITE GUYS UNLESS THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN MALE STRAIGHTENS HIS HAIR. SO IS THE CHIEF EXECUTIVE'S COMB RETAIN MORE HAIR THAN EVER? THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS CORPS SHOULD ASK OBAMA'S BARBER. HOW OFTEN DOES THE PRESIDENT GET A HAIRCUT? EVERY OTHER WEEK? MAYBE CHRIS ROCK SHOULD DO A MINI-DOCUMENTARY ON OBAMA'S HAIR?

WHAT'S A ZOMBIE BUILDING?

VISIT 1717 NORTH VINE STREET
AND SEE A LIVING DEAD SPECIMEN OF A
ZOMBIE BLDG. DEFINE ZOMBIE BUILDING.
A LARGE COMMERCIAL STRUCTURE THAT GOES
INTO FORECLOSURE AFTER CONSTRUCTION BUT
BEFORE RENTAL WOULD BEGIN. SO IT JUST
SITS THERE. 1717 NORTH VINE IS ON THE
WEST SIDE OF VINE JUST SOUTH OF THE
OLD HOLLYWOOD PALACE (NOW CALLED THE
AVALON) AND JUST NORTH OF THE SITE AT
THE CORNER OF HOLLYWOOD AND VINE WHERE
ERIC GARCETTI TORE DOWN THE HISTORIC FIRST HEADQUARTERS OF UNIVERSAL PICTURES. ALSO NICKNAMED THE BURGUNDY BUILDING FOR ITS UNIQUE COLOR. THE W HOTEL SITS WAITING FOR A BUILDING AND SAFETY OCCUPANCY PERMIT TO MEET ITS JANUARY OPENING DATE POSTPONED FROM THE ORIGINAL HALLOWEEN INAUGURAL. THE NEDERLANDER MAMMOTH PROJECT AT HOLLYWOOD BLVD. AND ARGYLE REMAINS STILLBORN. NOTHING MORE THAN A GLINT IN JIMMY NEDERLANDER'S EYE. THE SHERIDAN HOTEL PROJECT AT YUCCA AND ARGYLE IS SPECULATIVE B.S., THE CAPITOL RECORD'S UN-PROJECT HASN'T CHANGED. THE HIGH RISE WHERE THE OLD KFWB STUDIO WAS AT THE CORNER OF YUCCA AND ARGYLE REMAINS NO MORE THAN A DEVELOPER'S WET DREAM THAT'S DRIED UP. WHY? NO BANK LOANS AVAILABLE. THERE IS NOTHING MORE PATHETIC THAN A CAPITALIST WITHOUT CAPITAL OR A PLATINUM POT TO PISS IN.

ANTONIO'S NEXT JOB: AMBASSADOR TO MEXICO?

PENSION - GATE IS NIPPING AT TOUGH TONY'S HEELS. BROIDY COPPED A PLEA. HIS TIES TO THE MAYOR ARE OUT THERE FOR EVERYBODY TO DISCERN. DON'T FORGET THAT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO CONNECT THE DOTS UNLESS THE DOTS ARE NUMBERED. CHECK OUT A KID'S PUZZLE BOOK SOMETIME. THE TIMES BURIED THE STORY ON BROIDY'S DEMISE IN THE BACK PAGES OF THE BUSINESS SECTION.

NO POST WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT THE LATEST WORD ON THE MOST CRAVEN EDITOR IN AMERICA... DAVID LAUTER, ASSISTANT MANAGING EDITOR IN CHARGE OF CALIFORNIA. HIS STABLE OF REPORTERS HAVE STARTED KILLING THEMSELVES. LAUTER DOES NOT DESERVE AN EDITING JOB AT HIS CURRENT LEVEL, ONCE THE ROOF FALLS IN AT SPRING, WHICH WILL OCCUR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS AFTER ZELL IS PUSHED OUT OF POWER BY THE JILTED LENDERS WHO WERE BILKED BY ZELL AND NOW HAVE THE DUBIOUS PRIVILEGE OF TAKING OVER THE TRIBUNE AND DISPOSING OF ITS MANY PARTS AT FIRE SALE PRICES.

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